Poetry Display

your mum has been described, by those that have seen her, as;

a 'fleshy jizz sock',

a 'spoiled meat hole',

and 'chunky old cortina'.

JizzArea

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Dec 18, 2009 8:54 PM GMT18/12/09

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Dad is featured in the new Oxford English Dictionary As the definition of 'sexual inadequacy'

linea

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Feb 25, 2022 11:27 PM GMT25/02/22

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Dad's queued up a kid-vid playlist, For a good long fiddle with his "prick that, technically, doesn't physically exist".

ecoli

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Jan 1, 2025 6:44 AM GMT01/01/25

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You dress stylishly - even chic. What a shame you have a vanishing point penis; bellend oblique.

instantinsult

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Jan 29, 2009 6:36 PM GMT29/01/09

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Extreme S&M Dad enquires into getting his willy ‘docked’ Only for back alley penis-doc to inform him this would leave him ‘negative cocked’

linea

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May 16, 2023 2:05 PM GMT16/05/23

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During dad's weird dinner consisting of monkey-mum shit pellet, he pulled a hoover from his arsehole and motioned you to smell it.

viewfinder

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Dec 24, 2008 9:39 PM GMT24/12/08

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Mum runs out of patience, If bogs-blokes forget to refill the Dog-Shit Stations.

elevencalls

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Dec 27, 2023 6:13 PM GMT27/12/23

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Your dad's dropped the sexual batton, mum's posing in the new anal section of catalogue: Gratton.

viewfinder

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Jan 5, 2009 10:50 PM GMT05/01/09

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Blokes finding it increasingly difficult to speak kindly, About mum's spilling twat-cabbage and surrounding debris.

elevencalls

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Feb 13, 2025 3:37 AM GMT13/02/25

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POLITE NOTICE: MUM DOESN'T DO TICK (unless extremely thick).

elevencalls

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Feb 15, 2024 12:53 AM GMT15/02/24

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