Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
Dad's the most notorious of the local pervs,
Unzipping his flies and offering restaurant-goers some very unappealing crotch-hors d'oeuvres.
A scene of devastation and horror, was your father's bed,
The morning after he'd been hospitalised by Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.
Big Bloke Bozza’s causing uproarious bog-scandal
By claiming that his new surgically enhanced willy is ‘too big for Mum to handle’
In order to be penetrated by those precious extra few inches,
Mum and bogs-blokes employ a sophisticated system of scaffold and winches.
You can still find mum in the Yellow Pages,
"Bogs-slut, all filth, will go for ages."
Dad’s setting up an OnlyFans
In the mistaken belief there’s untapped latent demand for naked photos of ‘pasty, seedy man with smooth area instead of gland’
Dad not sure where to drip-spunk on bloke; eyes, nose. hair or ears?
For fucks sake, it hardly matters; bloke's been dead nigh on 20 years.
One of mum's key bogs needs,
Is a set of basketball sized anal beads.
Mum's determined: the last day she 'services' the bogs
will be the day she pops her clogs
Blokes: Happy New Year,
Mum: Happy Old Rear.
