You've been fucked by original 'Teflon Don', John Gotti;
His penis ineffectual like a dunked 'biscotti'.
Mum prefers to be done up the arse,
By angry, disenfranchised members of the working class.
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
Bogs-blokes involved in an entrenched and bitter fued,
Over who goes first, up where mum pooed.
Dad behaves like a sycophantic lickspittle,
Around blokes with bigger willies (but willies that are still little).
Inspired by 'Spem in Alium', the 40-part choral motet by medieval composer Thomas Tallis
In 'Sperm in Analium' your mum impressively ingests a total of 40 phallus
(including the reserve team of Crystal Palace)
Blokes come and blokes go,
Mum doesn't care - she's a quid-a-go-ho.
Dad's entering Masterchef and hoping to be the winner,
He's sure to make an impact with his lovely roast dog-shit dinner.
Dad's Lonely Hearts Ad: "Friendly canal-path flasher seeks the poo-spouts,
Of boy-scouts."
Don't come a-knocking
Dad's "space docking"
