Your penis is thin,
And you're shit at everythin(g).
In hindsight, mum regrets not drawing up some prenuptials,
It was only on her wedding night she saw the size of dad's genitals.
Fanny like a clown's pie.
Roll up, roll up! Give it a try.
Blokes are encouraged to enter,
Mum's poo-centre.
Consult the bar chart:
It's statistically most likely to be a cum-froth fart.
Bogs: holly,
Blokes: jolly,
Mum: rag-dolly,
Arsehole: spag-bolly.
Dad's scurrying away from the playground with nonce cops in hot pursuit,
It's simply not OK to be in public family areas dressed only in *that* style of swimsuit.
Mum's last will and testament:
"In death, as in life, I wish to be repeatedly sodomised while smeared in excrement"
Dad's lay awake many a night considering,
How and why his willy is never biggering.
buggering mum: a sudden flurry! cock all covered in foul bum-curry!
