Presenting mum with a two finger Kit Kat,
Is recognised code for one up the bum, and one up the twat.
Mum's at Dignitas;
getting fucked in the ass.
Mum's twat: abysmal,
Mum's anus: abysmal.
To coincide with the release of the new Tom Cruise: Mission Impossible,
Comes a re-release of the infamous Mum's Poos: Mission Unsloppable.
Mum is no bigot,
In terms of access to her riggot.
Bogs-blokes say "bon voyage,"
To mum's anal passage.
In the bedroom you mum has to giggle,
It tickles her inside when those gerbils wiggle.
Write authoritative academic papers
About bum sex in public crappers
Dogshit-guzzler mum has an iron constitution,
Plus, she's a stalwart in the field of bogs prostitution.
All hopes collapse,
Of mum failing to prolapse.
