Faces, and then shit and piss.
Dad's not had any rubs for years (poor him),
Last fuck he had was 'duck' from TV's 'Rosie and Jim.'
Mum's arsehole is now the doppelgänger,
Of a completely knackered, cavernous old aircraft hanger.
Mum simply does not tolerate thin penises,
On or anywhere near the bogs premises.
Hammer-cocked bogs-blokes release a unified Christmas sperms-jet;
dribbling from mum's bum onto shit-smeared campervan Thetford Cassette.
Dad’s version of ‘jumping the shark’
Was getting caught by Nonce Squad flashing toddlers in the park
The critics were scathing about Dad's exhibition of shit, piss and spunk collages,
He wondered off into the night and in his trousers suffered a series of 'negligent discharges.'
Prior to the International Thin Willy Competition, dad's nerves are kicking in,
Christ knows why though; he's always nailed on to win.
It is with perfect tone and diction,
That mum is able to declare "that is not a sufficient erection."
Mum's in extremely poor bum-health,
Because when wide-pricked blokes are around, she can't help herself.
There's radioactive jizz like thinners,
twat gristle steaming like a weird boiled dinner,
Dad's burnt his cock off rendering it much thinner;
Norris McWurter: "It's no 'medal winner'."
